Cameron Hill, Staff Writer
Cameron “Chill” Hill may just be the chillest dude alive. While he’s not turning ‘n’ burning in Water Polo or nursing a torn labrum, he’s combatting WYLL Warriors in his quick add. Though injuries may have ruined his real-life NHL hopes, he’s bound to go pro in the Xbox version. Cam is an avid enjoyer of the finer things in life, including pickleball, D&W fried chicken, and kicking back in the mall parking lot. With all of the trips to Potbelly, let’s hope he doesn’t become one. At school, you can find him Symbolabbing in Elderkin, switching tabs in Sprague, or dual-windowing in Edleman-ironic, considering his mother is a teacher employed by the district- but either way, he’ll get his 4.0 unweighted. Tying back to the mall parking lot discourse, Cam drives a rusting 2011 Ford Escape in Benny Blanco white. He hoped to pick up his next true love but got hit with the “I’ll ask my mom” when he asked her to homecoming. Either way, he’s sure to rebound quickly, as he has proved to be a hit with the ‘26s.