Brogan Wilson Bernard. Broganic. Brogannasauras Rex. Brotato Chip. Da’ Vinchie. Family man. Mr. Business. The man goes by many names. Most of the time you have to wonder if the words coming out of his mouth are even English. He has been known to slip into gibberish as often as he bursts into his favorite song: “Hail to the Victors.” His claims to fame are as broad as they are impressive: Student section leader, Vision article editor, co-owner of Chi-town (shared with Naveen “Larva” Taylor and Ryan “Butterburger” Fredrickson), Wisconsin’s number 1 glazer, Green Bay’s number 1 glazer, Michigan’s number 1 chump, Detroit’s number 1 chump. However, as a Hancock addict and indentured servant at DWC, when it comes to food, Brogan knows his stuff. Come Friday and Saturday night, when the clock strikes midnight, every Doordasher in the area waits for the inevitable Dons order from the Bernard household. On the nights when Mickeys isn’t the move, he will surely hit up Grand Coney for his go-to order. The kid’s got a lot of quirks, but we wouldn’t have Brogan any other way.