William Flermoen, more commonly known as “Gray,” has anything but a gray personality. Gray is a demon in the pool, playing water polo and swimming. Unfortunately, Gray has been dealing with a lingering pulled groin since the preseason. We’re not sure how or who might have pulled his groin, but it’s a little suspicious that it’s still bothering him. If Gray isn’t in the pool or on deck because “his leg hurts,” you might also find him leading his gang of band kids and honing his musical talent as drumline section leader. His musical talents serve beneficial purposes as he is known for occasionally busting out a little diddy from time to time. Gray is also a brainiac, going 7/7 on getting 5s on his AP exams, taking college math classes, and ripping a 1580 on his SAT sophomore year with no study. It suffices to say Gray has sacrificed his sanity and social life, and it will all be for naught if he gets rejected from Stanford for not being poor. Silly Gray, should have chosen to be a first-generation, low-income college applicant.