The infamous Marianna Spitzley. Classic. If you’re looking for her, she’s probably at one of 3 places- PT, scooping ice cream at Jersey Junction for slightly above minimum wage, or munching at some fast food restaurant.

Mari is pretty much the same from last year as far as her killer eating habits of massive portions and her intense sass; however, a few things have changed. 

First off, she’s not the only one in her grade in the class anymore, yay!

Second off, we’ve switched out the stressing of BStrickles’ AP World History course and put it right back in for Weeple… oh! And AP chem… and AP Lang. I don’t understand how this girl’s counselor lets her take all these classes. How could I forget the best one? She is currently hardcore struggling in her IBSL Spanish (even though Lila and Nora told her not to take it), but that’s ok! 

I will say, even with her heavy coursework for junior year and her intense swimming, Mari is a hardworking and determined person who is usually able to tackle her extremely busy schedule. 

Catch her next year in her possible future Editor-in-Chief position (even though, despite what she will say, she barely cares about the class), and stressing about catching up to her brothers and going to U of M. 

Despite all her quirks, Mari is extremely passionate about the stuff she loves. She is a great part of the East Vision and has a very bright future ahead of her.