Liam VanderLaan, Staff Writer
Liam VanderLaan is a junior who likes Team Games and English class, especially when they read Homer. His favorite holiday is Indigenous Peoples Day. In his free time, he enjoys eating squash and playing solitaire with his friends. Squash Boy is a cross-country runner who enjoys the bus ride more than the race. He was recently baptized and just recovered from laryngitis. His journalistic idol is the incomparable Stephen Glass. After an unfortunate incident at Gerald R. Ford airport, he is no longer allowed to travel by air in the U.S.